....Lord Parg....WAIT, HOLD EVERYTHING. No....! It's not Lord Pargon Jimmy. WOW, this is unprecedented. What just happened??? Okay everyone, the actual, inaugural 2018 Tony Bruno Edge Award winner is humbe servant brian higgins. Yes indeed, wow. My notes read....hang on, my glasses fell in a manure pile today and are dirty. Ok, it says here "For meritorious service to the Pargon Nation website and record keeping, humble servant Brian Higgins has beaten out his lordness Lord Pargon Jimmy for the Tony Bruno Edge Award to start the year." This is more unbelievable than the time the two banned teams were picked in a game against each other to start the season.
Congratulations Humble Brian. You shall hold this award until such time as it is deemed no longer worthy of you.
manures
No comments:
Post a Comment