It started as just another normal day, but by the end of it, had become quite noteworthy. For on THIS DAY, Lord Pargon himself was awoken out of a deep slumber, having been forcefully slapped awake by the very humble hand of humble servant paul. It happened like this:
LP was gracious enough to invite a humble drag such as paul mrotek to his home for food, drink and merriment. Soon after arrival, it was decided LP and his humble gimp would make their Pargon pick in person. LP laid out on his grand kitchen island, the five differences they had for the week. LP also laid out, mistakenly, his own notes and rankings for the five differences. LP chose to use the Royal Restroom before making the pick. Once the Royal Pee-Dots were in place, LP left the RR and returned to the master's kitchen, only to find humble servant paul mrotek, that's MROTEK, with a sly grin on his face. LP immediately saw his own notes lying naked and afraid on the table, and right away questioned hs paul to see if he had made the unwise choice to study Lord Pargon's own secret notes. Upon questioning, hs paul was unable to look LP directly in the eyes, and begot himself a wicked case of the giggles. Needless to say, both LP and one of his humble servants found themselves in an awkward moment where the master knew that the stable hand had cheated him. Master called out slave, slave did not deny. It was then that LP was awoken from his 2015 slumber. It's one thing to be LP4 and sleepwalk through your picks, but the moment I was taken advantage of... curse the day ladies. And be sure to thank hs paul edward lotar mrotek, for he will be solely responsible for LPV. Dance, humble turds...dance.
LPfurious
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