10/15/2015

It started as just another normal day, but by the end of it, had become quite noteworthy.  For on THIS DAY, Lord Pargon himself was awoken out of a deep slumber, having been forcefully slapped awake by the very humble hand of humble servant paul.  It happened like this:
LP was gracious enough to invite a humble drag such as paul mrotek to his home for food, drink and merriment.  Soon after arrival, it was decided LP and his humble gimp would make their Pargon pick in person.  LP laid out on his grand kitchen island, the five differences they had for the week.  LP also laid out, mistakenly, his own notes and rankings for the five differences.  LP chose to use the Royal Restroom before making the pick.  Once the Royal Pee-Dots were in place, LP left the RR and returned to the master's kitchen, only to find humble servant paul mrotek, that's MROTEK, with a sly grin on his face.  LP immediately saw his own notes lying naked and afraid on the table, and right away questioned hs paul to see if he had made the unwise choice to study Lord Pargon's own secret notes.  Upon questioning, hs paul was unable to look LP directly in the eyes, and begot himself a wicked case of the giggles.  Needless to say, both LP and one of his humble servants found themselves in an awkward moment where the master knew that the stable hand had cheated him.  Master called out slave, slave did not deny.  It was then that LP was awoken from his 2015 slumber.  It's one thing to be LP4 and sleepwalk through your picks, but the moment I was taken advantage of... curse the day ladies.  And be sure to thank hs paul edward lotar mrotek, for he will be solely responsible for LPV.   Dance, humble turds...dance.

LPfurious

10/15/2015 Tony Bruno Edge Award

An unorthodox winner this week, but the second Tone Bruno Edge award for the 2015 Pargon season is going out to your current 4x defending champ, LP Pat.

After winning your first week match-up, you have lost four straight weeks and find yourself in sole possession of last place with one point.  You have successfully lured the rest of us into a false sense of security and have set yourself up for a historic comeback en route to your 5th straight championship.  And for that, we salute you.

Well done sir!

** This week's Tony Bruno Edge Award is brought to you Checkers, you home for Burgers, Fries and Colas.  When you are hungry, "YOU GOTTA EAT".

Celebration of the Lord Pargon

Let Pargon Nation rejoice in the celebration of the birth of our Lord Pargon, LP Pat!

10/1/2015 Tony Bruno Edge Award

A well deserved congrats goes out to the winner of the first Tony Bruno Edge Award for the 2015 Pargon season.

hsBrian has displayed his poise and confidence in jumping out to a 3-0 start, earning him sole possession at the top of the leader board.  hsBrian's versatility is a large reason he had made it to this juncture.   Through only three weeks, hsBrian has already bested the current LP, last year's winter meetings host, and secured his first bye week point.

Well done sir.

**This week's Tony Bruno Edge Award is brought to you by Warshafsky Law Firm.  Remember, when you are Injured, "It IS about the money"