Humble People of Pargon,
As you recall, humble servant Brian was awarded the first of four, somewhat-evenly spaced Tony Bruno Edge awards earlier in the year after he got off to a solid start, showing the poise of a true Pargon veteran. LP saw it fit to bestow this honor on him. As a big fuck you, he showed his gratitude by tanking the last four-five weeks, finding himself buried in the Pargon basement as we embark on the meat of the schedule. Which brings us to the second bestowement of the TBE award for 2014, which goes to Lord Pargon himself. It's much like when the richest of Hollywood gather in $30,000 outfits to give themselves awards and praise at the Oscars. But there can be no denying of this award. Since hs Brian was given this award, LPx3 has beaten every single opponent on his schedule, including a mad dash sweep, to take the lead, with his only blemish a bye week non-point. That's five straight single-pick weeks plus the full MD sweep. I'd be a fool to give the TBE award to anyone else for this second installment. I would also be a fool to think that I have won anything yet. We all know Pargon can turn on a dime and humble even the most historic of LP's, let alone mere humble mortals. So, while LP spent his week in court and lost, he has put together an epic run to seize the lead. Therefore, LP, enjoy also being the current Tony Bruno Edge holder.
LPx3TBE-LGBT
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