The events that led to 10.26.14

Foreward:  I am inserting this foreward into my previously composed posting regarding this.  LP failed to meet the deadline laid out, due to computer problems on my 2003 desk top.  On 11/14, I could not figure out how to upload an image, so I downloaded some free screen-snip software so I could at least cut and paste the image of LP into my message.  As that program downloaded, so did all this other crap.  My computer has been a mess for three days now.  Just now getting it back online after uninstalling all kinds of crap.  My sincerest apologies.  *as if to prove my point, it all just crashed again, thank gosh for the "restore" option or I'd be writing this for a third time.

THE EVENTS THAT LED TO 10.26.14
On or about 10/23/14, I was asked by Mrs LP if I could spare some time early-mid afternoon Sunday to meet up with her family for her and Brittany's combined birthday gathering.  I said yes, knowing that afterward, I would head to the Pargon Mid Season Dash Bash.  One day later, LP was asked if I minded if the family got together at D & B's.  I thought it over briefly, and with a touch of uneasiness I said that would be fine.  That was LP's fateful mistake.  Right there in black and white.   Fast forward to the day of, 10.26.14, I met up at D & B's with the boys from Pargon, and also with my in-laws for birthday celebrating.  LP broke Pargon code with his decisions that day.  He has since learned the error of his ways and begs all of humble Pargon nation to lower their LP mandatory flags to half mast, and take an hour off early from the fields tomorrow.   For today, Pargon nation shakes their heads in silence.
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Tony Bruno Edge Award Winner

Humble People of Pargon,

As you recall, humble servant Brian was awarded the first of four, somewhat-evenly spaced Tony Bruno Edge awards earlier in the year after he got off to a solid start, showing the poise of a true Pargon veteran.  LP saw it fit to bestow this honor on him.  As a big fuck you, he showed his gratitude by tanking the last four-five weeks, finding himself buried in the Pargon basement as we embark on the meat of the schedule.  Which brings us to the second bestowement of the TBE award for 2014, which goes to Lord Pargon himself.  It's much like when the richest of Hollywood gather in $30,000 outfits to give themselves awards and praise at the Oscars.  But there can be no denying of this award.  Since hs Brian was given this award, LPx3 has beaten every single opponent on his schedule, including a mad dash sweep, to take the lead, with his only blemish a bye week non-point.  That's five straight single-pick weeks plus the full MD sweep.  I'd be a fool to give the TBE award to anyone else for this second installment.  I would also be a fool to think that I have won anything yet.  We all know Pargon can turn on a dime and humble even the most historic of LP's, let alone mere humble mortals.  So, while LP spent his week in court and lost, he has put together an epic run to seize the lead.  Therefore, LP, enjoy also being the current Tony Bruno Edge holder.

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