All Players, All Games

Fellow Pargon Players,

I write to you today, not as your leader and Lord Pargon (which I clearly am), but as a friend, adversary and opponent, to mark a historical occasion.  Today, November 15, 2012, shall forever be annually remembered and known as All Players, All Games day.  For it was discovered today, by humble servant Brian Higgins, that all five players in the race for the Pargon Cup championship selected the exact same winners for each of the fourteen NFL games this weekend. 
Never before has anything remotely close to this kind of statistical anomaly occurred in Pargon lore.  True, the championship battles of years past can never be touched, nor surpassed, but these circumstances have been found to be as unusual as a "purple moon", which is the third of three full moons in the same month.  Basically, it's never happened before. 
As Lord Pargon, I, `el P, decree that this date will be noted in the Pargon records and lore, to be celebrated each year on this day going forward.  Bye weeks for some, True Pargon picks for others.  Let the games begin!
Lord Pargon Pat Higgins (a rare use of my full title)