A Toast

To my humble slags,

By now, it should be well known that your current Lord Pargon, `el P, is a gracious and wise Lord Pargon.  As a general principle, I do not rule with an iron fist.  Although, when needed, my wrath can be brought down with great vengence, and furrrrious anger, just like Samuel L Jackson's.
Thusly, I would like to make a toast to hs jim jodie.  The reason for this toast is because while I was reviewing our deep Pargon records and lore, I noted that hs jim has won the Zammuto Points title 5 of the last 7 years.  Yes, you read that right.  When your Lord Pargon realizes such things, he has been known to bestow honor upon the scraggling, desperate humble trolls that exist under him, due to my great love of the lowly.  Therefore, Sunday, September 30th shall be known, for this year only, as hs jim jodie day, in recognition of his fine past work. 
`el P