Special Lord Pargon Announcement

HERE YE HERE YE!

Rare is the occasion that Lord Pargon makes a special mandatory-read announcement.  Today is such an occasion.
Your Lord Pargon, `el P, decrees special, unprecedented thanks upon humble servant brian for his tireless work in putting together this site and it's history, which ensures that many future generations of humble servants can remain hopeful to one day suck on the teet of the Pargon Cup himself.  Truly, the Pargon Cup is stronger today than it was when our two forefathers gave birth to this timeless treasure.  Therefore, by the powers bestowed upon me through the Cup of Lord Pargon (awed hush, followed by three second pause), I have declared Saturday Aug 11, 2012, humble servant brian day.  I would expect all to make time available that evening to gather for our team draft, if even for just an hour, and to witness Lord Pargon himself give a bow to humble servant brian. 
Your responses to this event are also mandatory and immediate.
Lord Pargon, `el P