Pargon Nation would like to formally offer a special birthday wish to our current but sadly-departing LPJJ.
I think he's 40 now, which is a monumental occasion. If you lived in a "Game of Thrones"-type era or something similar, life expectancy was much lower. You would be heralded as a king.
So in honor of "Game of Thrones"-style King LPJJ, we wish you a happy birthday!
