Zammuto Champ

Let us celebrate on this glorious day across all the lands of Pargon, as Paul Mrotek has repeated as Zammuto Champion. He made a daring come from behind at the very end to sustain his stretch of consecutive Zammuto Titles, which now sits at 4. Let the joyous bounties of Pargon rain down upon you.

TONY BRUNO AWARD # 3

AP Release

Lord Pargon's Kingdom

Center Theater

LP TO ANNOUNCE NEW TONY BRUNO EDGE AWARD WINNER

12/1/14

With the turn of the calendar to December, it's time for Lord Pargon to recognize the newest winner of the Tony Bruno Edge Award, and that would be none other than humble servant Paul Mrotek

(pause to allow for applause to quiet down).  If you have been working extra shifts in my fields and my stables, you may not have noticed that humble servant Paul has clawed his way back into one point off the lead.  He has gained three points in the last four weeks.  While hs jim is off playing with his (humble) dingy, hs Paul has been studying Pargon film and eating his curds and whey.  LP notices these things.  That's why LP has been LP for so long that he doesn't remember what it's like not to be LP.  One person who does remember what it's like to be LP is hs Paul, and it's clear he is serious about becoming Lord Pargon again.  You have my attention humble Paul, you have my attention.

Lord Pargon Patrick