A Toast

To my humble slags,

By now, it should be well known that your current Lord Pargon, `el P, is a gracious and wise Lord Pargon.  As a general principle, I do not rule with an iron fist.  Although, when needed, my wrath can be brought down with great vengence, and furrrrious anger, just like Samuel L Jackson's.
Thusly, I would like to make a toast to hs jim jodie.  The reason for this toast is because while I was reviewing our deep Pargon records and lore, I noted that hs jim has won the Zammuto Points title 5 of the last 7 years.  Yes, you read that right.  When your Lord Pargon realizes such things, he has been known to bestow honor upon the scraggling, desperate humble trolls that exist under him, due to my great love of the lowly.  Therefore, Sunday, September 30th shall be known, for this year only, as hs jim jodie day, in recognition of his fine past work. 
`el P

Week 3 Standings

I have the standings updated for Week 3, Pargon and Zammuto points. I would like to thank hsjim for his work in organizing the Tony Bruno Edge Award. While my weeks 1 and 2 success earned me the first TBE of the season, I undoubtedly don't deserve to keep that stretch going. Being on a "BYE" week, and not being in the Uncle Mike pool, I saw it as a great chance to not have to do the full 16 team picks this week. Clearly that backfired as I earned zero Zammuto points. Perhaps we'll toss it up to a "sophomore slump" and ensure it never happens again.

Week 1 and 2 Tony Bruno Edge Award - hsbrian!

As the career record holder for most all time Tony Bruno Edge awards,I, hsjim, have been given the duty of handing out the TBE award this year by website creator hsbrian. Although traditionally it is a once-a-week honor, this year it will be given out based on the impact over an open period of time. it could be one week if someone really dominates and deserves it or it could be over 4 weeks for being a consistent performer. And at this time, that would be hsbrian who wins the TBE award for weeks 1 AND 2 for going 2-0 over that period, something no one else has done. Congrats and may Tony Bruno, one-time san diego sports radio shockjock and now nationally syndicated fox sports radio host, raise his in-studio glass of scotch for you. hsjim

Week 1

Well fellow Pargon Warriors, Week 1 is in the books. hsbrian and hsjim take the week 1, while the rest of you didn't. But there is plenty of time left to play catch up. The "STANDINGS" page has been updated with the Pargon points. Please e-mail me your full picks page so I can double-check Zammuto points against Uncle Mike's results. Once the full slate of games are over, Zammuto will update as well. hsbrian UPDATE: The Pargon summaries, Zammuto points, and Tony Bruno Edge are updated for Week 1